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ONTD_SKATING deathmatches were a weekly feature during the off-season comparing programs with the same overused music. People voted for their favorite programs and a winner would be declared for the best program to that piece. Previous deathmatches can be found in the ~skating deathmatch tag.

Livejournal will no longer allow me to embed YouTube videos in the poll feature, so I am embedding the videos first, then putting a text poll at the end, with the choices in order of the videos.

This deathmatch is fun because there are a lot of early career bb skaters. Without further ado, here is

SKATING DEATHMATCH: TANGO JALOUSIE EDITION!

Jalousie 'Tango Tzigane', is a composition by the Danish composer Jacob Gade. It was written in 1925 and soon became popular around the world.

THE VIDEOS

Klimova/Ponomarenko


Sale/Pelletier


Midori Ito


Mary Beth Marley


Akiko Suzuki


Elene Gedevanishvili


Ashley Wagner


Stefania Berton


Han Yan


Khoklova/Novitski


TW: Morozov




The rules:
-Polls are for amateur competition programs only.
-If I couldn't find it on YouTube (or upload it to an alternate source), it's not in the poll.
-I'm including any performance I can find with the featured music in it, even if other pieces are used as well.
-If you need to change your vote, click on the poll number, then the "fill out poll" link, and re-vote!

If there is a particular song you would like to see a deathmatch for, please let me know in the comments! (Just, maybe not Rach 2.)

In Olympic year, half the battle is keeping fit

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Florent on preparing for the Olympics

THE AP are doing a series of articles on Florent as part of their series on athlete's preparing for the Olympics. The first one is here, the second one is posted below. Plus BONUS exciting news about his new programs!!



POISSY, France (AP) — A luxury sports car, it turns out, is a very appropriate place to interview an Olympian about how he injured his back. Because the contrast between the two is so compelling.

Muscular, comfortable and responsive, the car is everything a bad back is not.

This car, a black and beautiful Italian-made Maserati, and the stiff and aching back both belong to French figure skater Florent Amodio.

On his drive home from a teeth-clenching session of brutal, kneading deep-massage therapy, the 2011 European champion is explaining how his body broke down from overuse before this year's World Championships.

"It's a machine and it had run out of fuel," he says.

But the painful set-back isn't wholly negative.

"I learned a lot from all of this," he says. "I've come out the other side stronger and motivated for the Olympics."



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When a carpenter loses a hammer, he buys a new one. When an architect's ink-pen runs dry, he can refill it. But athletes only get one complete set of tools for their trade — flesh, sinew and bone. They have to look after them rigorously.

Amodio neglected to do that for the briefest of whiles and is now paying the price.

"Aie, aie, aie," he mutters under his breath as his physiotherapist presses and squeezes him like pizza dough, jabbing her fingers deep into soft tissue above his right hip.

Does it hurt?

Amodio bleats out a weak "Oui" and moans.

"Please," says his healer/torturer, gently scolding him as her fingers probe, "don't make me look like a monster."

After the European Championships in January, where he skated exceptionally, winning silver and recording his highest-ever total score, Amodio threw himself into a series of exhibition galas. These glitzy skating shows are how he and other skaters earn a living. Amodio gets 5,000 euros ($6,500) for a night's work — which helps explain the sleek head-turner with red leather seats he has parked outside.

Zurich and Lausanne in Switzerland, Helsinki in Finland, Stockholm in Sweden; flights in between; 12 shows in two weeks; "such an energy drain, and you don't recuperate, don't eat well, don't go to bed early, don't do the full package of things you need to do," Amodio says of the galas.

"You burn up. It's as though you're an engine stuck in high gear," he says. "My body really didn't like that. It was 12 nights and so intense, hugely exhausting. After that, the moment I started training again, my body simply said, 'Stop!'"

Unable to bend at the waist and in "enormous pain," he had to rest for a week instead of properly preparing for the World Championships, held in March in London, Ontario. Not surprisingly, he bombed. He fell in both his short and long programs and placed 12th with a score of 216.83, some 50 points behind the champion, Canada's Patrick Chan. Amodio says he was in pain for the whole competition.

Still, he didn't pull out because he figured the experience would prove valuable.

"I did things I didn't know I was capable of," he says.

"My sole ambition now is to show the whole world that I am the best," he adds. "I knew full well that it would give me this motivation and aggressiveness that will carry me to the games."

X-rays and tests in France found he had pinched a disk in his spine and severely strained muscles. The pain stretched from the small of his back down his right thigh. Blood tests also found he was short on iron and vitamins, he says.

Hearing Amodio speaking about his body, it's quickly clear how attuned he is to its needs and subtleties, constantly alert for any aches or problems, like a piano tuner keeping his ears open for sour notes. Amodio rattles off the names of muscle groups with easy familiarity. Stripped to the waist on the massage table, he doesn't look like he's carrying an ounce of surplus fat. He is so slim and slight that when he later slips back into a padded coat, it looks as if he's suddenly doubled in volume.

His back is his canary in the coal mine of overexertion, "the first alarm that rings in my body, telling me to stop," he says. Back problems have also laid low 2006 Olympic champion Evgeni Plushenko, forcing the Russian to drop out midway through the European Championships and later miss the worlds.


"When we do a jump, the weight on our backs is enormous," Amodio says. "It's not that we damage our body every time, but almost."

But taking breaks can be complicated, too. He says he quickly feels he's losing his edge when he doesn't skate or train.

"We're so completely invested in our sport that those few occasions when you say to yourself, 'I'm going to have three days holiday, have a break, relax, go partying,' they throw everything off kilter, simply everything, and in such a short time," he says. "Even when I go on holiday, I have to stay active."

Still, this time, his back left him little choice. Shuffling on and off the massage table, Amodio looked beaten up.

But one month later, speaking by telephone, he sounds as chirpy as a songbird. He says he canceled plans to compete in Japan and instead treated himself to some serious pampering — massages, hot tubs, recovery, family time and no skating. In short, "putting fuel back into the machine."

He was just starting to get back to work and beginning to put some serious thought into his new programs for the Olympic year, including selecting the music for skating. On his Facebook page, he asked fans for music suggestions and posted a handwritten note in English: "My back start to feel better."

"I'm really much better," Amodio says by phone. "It did me some  good to take a break from skating. I have a whole new attitude."


In other SUPER EXCITING NEWS, Florent is working with Stephane on his new programs! From the Team Morozov website which everyone should visit bc it is A+ lolz:

Are you working with Lambiel for  the first time?
- Yes. He's coming to France for five days, and we will try to work productively. He promised to share  ideas, give advice and choose music, to help on the ice. Stephane is a good friend of mine, and I'm glad I had the opportunity to work with him. I asked him to help me prepare for the Olympic season. And Lambiel agreed! But he has a very busy schedule, and it was hard to find time when both of us were free. I think he's coming to France around May 5-10. Nikolai will still make the main frame of the program & Stephane will just help with ideas. I'm always interested to involve new people - it allows you to look at everything from a different angle.
- Will you up your technical difficulty for the Olympic seasons?
- I'm not going to complicate the short program, adding a new jumps. But I want to add to the emotional level in performance. Actually, I want to make incredible programs for the Olympics - we will find interesting ideas and discuss them with Nikolai. The maximum target for the free program - three quadruple jumps. But it is likely that we will deliver a strong program with two quads, and if I skate it clean, we'll leave it at that.

Also apparently he'll be working with Yags on jump technique again this summer *insert team slut approves gif here*


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Omg it's a Katarina Witt poast!

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I bolded nothing and regret nothing, read it all

NEW YORK -- Katarina Witt knows times have changed at her home in Berlin, but she was reminded again while planning her recent trip to America the Tribeca Film Festival.

"Jumping on an airplane, coming to America, filling it out on the Internet -- it's so easy [now]," Witt said. "In the past, it was tough. When did I have a passport in my own hands? Only when you go to a competition, the authorities would give it you. You come back home, they take it right away so you couldn't travel on your free spirit. ... There were a lot of obstacles around."

These obstacles are outlined in the documentary The Diplomat, which chronicles Witt's rise to becoming one of the East Germany's most successful athletes at the height of the Cold War. The film debuted at the festival April 20 as part of ESPN's Nine for IX series, and the 50-minute documentary will air Aug. 6 on ESPN.

The tease summarizes it accurately: "The world was watching. So was the government." The film begins in 1961, four years before Witt's birth, the year the Berlin Wall rose. It runs through her upbringing in the East German foothills city of Karl-Marx-Stadt (since renamed), her 1984 and '88 Olympic triumphs and the fall of the wall Nov. 9, 1989.

It's everything you've come to expect from ESPN's 30 for 30 series, featuring several scenes at the rink Witt learned to skate; interviews with fellow East German skaters, East German officials and friend Brian Boitano; and old, grainy interviews and skating footage.

"The smart, well-spoken, gorgeous face of East German socialism," one voiceover said.

Male pairs skater Ingo Steuer, another member of the East Germany team at the time, remembered being told to sign papers that led to him reporting Witt to the Stasi, the nation's secret police. The Stasi kept a file on Witt codenamed "Flop," bugged her apartment and assigned people to follow her.

"No bitterness," Witt says now. "Nobody hurt me."



Witt's worldwide popularity was booming going into the 1988 Olympics. There she was under pressure not just competitively -- against American Debi Thomas -- but also knowing that she would be allowed to skate professionally in shows outside East Germany, if and only if she won gold.

"You're second, and you stay home," Witt said. "Who knew that the wall would come down ... that it would all work out anyway. But at that moment nobody knew."

She defended her Olympic title in Calgary, allowing her to go on tour with Boitano and others. Footage showed her in Seville, Spain, in 1989 when demonstrations in Leipzig helped lead to the fall of the Berlin Wall.

East Germany "laid the ground for my dreams," Witt said. "So I always will be thankful."

In 1994, Witt bid farewell to the Olympics in Lillehammer, Norway. Her free skate was a tribute to war-torn Sarajevo, site of her Olympic debut in 1984 at age 18. She later made a cameo appearance in "Jerry Maguire" and posed nude for Playboy in one of its most famous issues. And even at age 47, she still receives the Playboy among her fan mail. When asked about it, she smiles and lets out a laugh. Yes, she gladly signs the cover and returns it.

She recently starred in a German prime-time TV movie about a figure skater who develops a stalker, as Witt had experienced. She has her own website and is on Twitter. She has some 13,000 followers and follows 19 accounts, including that of Canadian singer Bryan Adams.

Witt led the committee for Munich's bid to host the 2018 Winter Olympics, which lost to Pyeongchang, South Korea, a bid boosted by reigning Olympic figure skating champion Yuna Kim. Witt said she saw Kim twice during the 2018 bid process and watched coverage of her winning the world title in London, Ontario, in March. Their names will be linked more and more over the next 10 months. If Kim defends her Olympic title, she'll join Witt and Norwegian pixie Sonja Henie (1928, '32, '36) as the only multiple gold medalists. Witt is pulling for Kim.

"[Kim] is an incredible figure skater," Witt said. "She's beautiful. She's very athletic. She puts her heart into it. She's been over the years such a great spokesperson for the sport as well. ... Maybe I"ll be there watching it while she follows in my footsteps."

Witt's pleased with her own staying power, marveling that her 1988 Olympic free skate -- the famous "Carmen" performance (and dress) -- has more than one million YouTube views over various uploads.

"There's a whole new generation who's following the skating now," she said. "They want to know what was in the past."

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Never ending game of musical pairs

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New Motor City duo: Bereswill, Reagan team up

Ice dance, singles powerhouse training center adds pairs
By Lynn Rutherford, special to icenetwork.com

Think "Detroit Skating Club" (DSC), and U.S. champions Jeremy Abbott and Alissa Czisny come to mind. Ice dancers from around the world flock to the Motor City. And, over the past season or so, DSC has added a growing pairs program to its three-rink facility.

The latest team to join its ranks: Becky Bereswill and Joshua Reagan, who began training under Jason Dungjen, Yuka Sato and Sergey Petrovskiy early this month. The two Texas natives scheduled a tryout after Reagan and Caitlin Yankowskas parted ways in late February, Reagan said.

Reagan and another former partner, Ashley Cain, won the 2011 U.S. junior pairs title. Bereswill, who as a single skater won the 2008 Junior Grand Prix Final, teamed with Trevor Young to place 10th in senior pairs at the 2011 U.S. Figure Skating Championships.

"When things ended with Caitlin, I wasn't sure what I was going to do," Reagan, 23, said. "I had a couple of tryouts lined up, and I was just going to do them and go from there. I wasn't set on staying in Detroit by any means. I considered moving back to Dallas."

Brainstorming ideas with then coach Johnny Johns one day, Reagan brought up Bereswill.

"We grew up skating together in Texas," he said. "Not that we've kept in touch that much, but I knew she was a really good skater and she had done pairs. I bounced it off Johnny, and he said it was a good idea, do a tryout.

"Ashley was a taller girl, and we had success together. Becky has the same body frame, so I was thought she could be a really good choice."

The 22-year-old Bereswill, who stands about 5-foot-6 to Reagan's 6 feet, was also inspired by the tryout, which took place in front of several of the skaters' past and present coaches.

"Yuka said we had a natural ease about our skating," she said. "That allowed us to pay more attention to the harder elements, because we really didn't have to worry too much about timing on other things. From that point, there was a lot of communication between the coaches, and it just went from there."

Bereswill and Reagan will train alongside Japan's Narumi Takahashi and Ryuichi Kihara, as well as European bronze medalists Stefania Berton and Ondrej Hotarek of Italy, who spend much of their time at DSC. Dungjen and Petrovskiy also coach two teams who hope to compete on the Junior Grand Prix this fall -- Kaitlin Budd and Nikita Cheban, the 2013 U.S. novice silver medalists; and Aya Takai and Brian Johnson, fourth in U.S. novice in 2013 -- as well as the new pairing of Sumire Suto and Konstantin (Stan) Chizhikov.

"We were open about training and coaching, and after considering all of our different options, we decided Detroit was the best and most supportive place to be," said Bereswill, who trains under Dungjen and Sato for singles. "There are so many great athletes here, and it's such a great training atmosphere. We're very happy."

Dungjen, a two-time U.S. pairs champion with Kyoko Ina (1997-98), is encouraged by his newest team's progress.

"They have a good look together; when you have two taller people on the ice, the line is striking," he said. "The side-by-side jumping is there. She has landed throw triple loop; it's not consistent yet. They've started work on the twist -- they're doing a double right now -- and they're working on lifts, all of the basics."

Both Reagan and Dungjen think the skaters' comparative heights could turn out to be an advantage.

"People have always asked me, 'What's it like skating with a taller girl?'" Reagan said. "Honestly, I prefer it. Maybe it's my body type, maybe it's my timing."

Dungjen points to Olympic champions Xue Shen and Hongbo Zhao as role models.

"Everybody says you need a huge size differential, but looking back, Shen and Zhao didn't have a big difference," he said. "Obviously, you have to have size and weight within the realm of what you can handle, and Becky is very tiny (light). So far, because they're a little closer in height, spinning -- both solo and pair -- is a bit easier."

Reagan and Yankowskas, the latter of whom won the 2011 U.S. pairs title with John Coughlin, trained under Johns and Marina Zoueva in nearby Canton. Their single appearance was at 2012 Skate Detroit, where they skated a short program. Injuries to Reagan's ribs derailed plans to compete on last fall's Grand Prix circuit.

"Caitlin and I skated together for a year, and certain things worked, certain things didn't," Reagan said. "Johnny kind of sat us down and said he didn't think we were the right match for each other, and that was kind of it. It wasn't a particular element, it was more overall training; we just weren't right for each other."

Icenetwork.com contacted Yankowskas, who said she was not ready to discuss her competitive future.

The team plans to attend the 2013 National Pairs Camp in Fort Wayne, Ind., June 7-9, and hopes to compete at Skate Detroit in July. They're still settling on music choices, but Dungjen said Zoueva may choreograph their short program.

"We're focused on building a solid base, doing a lot of stroking, getting our unison down and building a solid base for the elements," Reagan said. "We can both jump well; that's definitely one of our strong points. Becky is really easy to work with, and that's nice. I've been really surprised with how fast everything clicked."

"Josh is a great natural athlete, and he's a hard worker," Bereswill said. "So much of pairs skating is timing, and that's one thing we know from the tryout: how natural our timing felt. We already have so much trust, and that will just keep building as we keep training."

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Don't worry, Caitlin. You will get your glory soon. <33333

Butt knows skating. Butt knows hockey.

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Old article, but I figured some folk might be interested in what JButt's up to these days.

hockey news magazine

edit: Fack, the resolution isn't working.

NEW WORLD ORDER

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THIS IS A PRINCESS ZIJUN INTRO/STANNING POST!





Some basic facts!

Birthday: Dec. 14, 1996
Born in: Changchun, China
Trains in: Beijing
Coached by: Mingzhu Li (former coach of Lu Chen and Caroline Zhang) and Chengjiang Li
Weibo and Twitter

Competitive record includes:
- 3-time Chinese National Champion
- 2010 JGPF bronze medalist
- 2012 Winter Youth Olympics bronze medalist
- 5th at 2012 Jr. Worlds

In the 2012-2013 season she turned senior and placed top 5 at both her GPs and 4CC, 7th at Worlds, and 6th at WTT. She landed a clean 3F3T in her free skate at every competition except WTT.

At her Worlds debut she placed 4th in the free skate!



HER REACTION WHEN SHE SEES HER SCORE, I DIE








In addition to being a lovely skater with lots of potential she is also THE MOST UNFAIRLY ADORABLE BB



dyingggggg




PENGUIN COSTUME!!!










with her coach




looool what are you doing




#serialkillerzijun




with Mao at 2010 Artistry on Ice


with Adelina at 2010 JGPF


with Risa Shoji (...;____;) at 2010 JGPF


with Kanako!
















2011 Artistry on Ice






JButt!


puppy!


have i mentioned she has a ridiculously flexible back


i don't understand how her back works


2012 Youth Olympic Games








2012 Artistry on Ice






with Yuna!


kicking ass and taking names in the 2012-2013 season








Getting choreo from Lori with D10. She'll be working with Lori again next season


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never enough fistpumps!




zijun has a kiwi slice on her head your argument is invalid


her little faaaace


chillin' with team china

bb zijun with bb han yan...who i should probably also make a post for, if i ever stop being lazy

zijun, kexin and bingwa






2013 WTT






team china's adventures in tokyo disneyland after WTT











More videos!

2010-2011 SP


2010-2011 FS


2011-2012 SP


2011-2012 FS


2011-2012 EX


2012-2013 SP


2012-2013 EX





Some interviews/documentaries that I don't have time to completely translate right now and they're pretty generic interviews anyway...

    April 2009 (after winning a senior national competition for the first time)
  • She started skating when she was 4 because the daughter of a family friend was a skater, and she thought it looked pretty
  • Initially she couldn't get ice time except really early in the morning or late at night
  • Her mom would carry her out to practice at 4AM and one time the neighbor saw them and called, wondering if Zijun was sick. Nope just going to skating practice


    December 2010
  • Her favorite skater is Yuna; she admires Yuna's speed, performance quality and strong jumps. She hopes she can skate like Yuna someday
  • Asked which word she'd like to define the new year, she answers 成 (as in 成功 = success) and then they have her write it with a brush


    May 2012
  • "I don't really remember how I felt back then [when I first started skating]...it was just fun, wearing blades on my feet and sliding around on the ice, I just thought it was fun." The first time she skated, she didn't fall even once!
  • Her parents thought she'd get bored of skating but she never did, and eventually they made the tough decision to put her into formal training
  • In 2008 she went to train in the US along with Kexin and Bingwa, this was kind of a big deal because only three Chinese skaters were sent abroad to train
  • She got homesick and the training was hard but she learned to be more independent while her parents weren't around
  • One time they went to LA Disneyland and toured around one of the four sections; they didn't know the park had more than that and were surprised LA Disneyland was so small lol
  • On her coach Li Mingzhu: "She's very strict. She pays attention to all the small details."
  • She trains in Beijing most of the time and doesn't get to go home very often. She doesn't really keep up with her childhood friends because she was always busy skating
  • When she was little she skated for fun, now she is motivated by a drive to succeed and her goal is to always challenge herself at every competition. She hopes to go to the 2014 Olympics and do well there
  • She is the most thankful for her parents for always supporting her



If you have managed to get to the end of this post without crashing your browser, congratulations and I hope you have gained a new appreciation for this adorable bb! Good luck next season Zijun! :D



adorable future queen tyfyt

SOMETHING'S COMING

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Last week, Khoklova/Novitski won for best program to Tango Jalousie! Congratulations!

Time to snap your fingers, because the most requested deathmatch last week is

SKATING DEATHMATCH: WEST SIDE STORY EDITION, PART 1!

West Side Story is an American musical with a book by Arthur Laurents, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Stephen Sondheim, and conception and choreography by Jerome Robbins. It was inspired by William Shakespeare's play Romeo and Juliet.

Videos are listed first, and then a text poll in the same order is at the end where you can vote. Because there are so many programs, there will be one poll each for men, ladies, ice dance, and pairs. The winners will go head to head in a final deathmatch to choose the best program.

THE VIDEOS

Sonia Lafuente


Akiko Suzuki


Katarina Witt


Kate Charbonneau


Fumie Suguri


Oksana Baiul


Claudia Leistner


So Youn Park


Barbie Long


Alissa Czisny


Elaine Zayak


Josephine Taljegard


Elaine Hallberg


Elena Liashenko




The rules:
-Polls are for amateur competition programs only.
-If I couldn't find it on YouTube (or upload it to an alternate source), it's not in the poll.
-I'm including any performance I can find with the featured music in it, even if other pieces are used as well.
-If you need to change your vote, click on the poll number, then the "fill out poll" link, and re-vote!

Have fun!

The Olympic season is coming

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I've travelled to the future and I've seen the things that have happened in the Sochi Olympics. As I'm an A+ human being, I want to share it with all of you.

Rejoice, this is a

OLYMPICS SPOILER
POST













But don't worry, we can always root for this guy




Bonus BB!Mirai gif to make you feel better



TYFYT


quack, can you give us a Sochi tag? TY!


team japan ladies + zijun + adelina icons

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17 - Kanako Murakami
16 - Mao Asada
14 - Zijun Li
10 - Adelina Sotnikova





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credit is optional but would be nice

OPA! It's the annual Eurovision songs post! (part 1)

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Why hello there, lovely reinvigorated skating community! As yet another part of the #postordie initiative, I bring you a potentially browser-breaking post about..

THE 2013 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST


PART 1: THE FIRST SEMI-FINAL







But first, some FAQ.

Question: What is Eurovision?
Answer: The best thing to happen to your life ever. I feel like this entry on the ontd-skating wiki explains it really well, but in case you're too lazy to click that, here's what you need to know. It's basically a huge contest that happens in Europe every year where each country enters a song and then all of Europe votes for the songs they like the best.

Question: Why are you posting about Eurovision on here?
Answer: Because once, a really long time ago (okay like 5 years ago), a guy that some of you might have heard of named Evgeni Plushenko was in Eurovision. Sadly he did not sing for us. Instead, he skated around the stage while Dima Bilan sang and flipped his hair in an epic way, and it was amazing ofc. Here, watch it:



Russia won that year, thus we have watchposts here. They have them on ONTD too, but theirs are lame and ours are better, lbr.

Question: So when's Eurovision this year?
Answer: Because there are so many entries (39, to be exact), it's split into two semi-finals. About half the songs compete in each semi-final. After each one, Europe votes and the most popular ones move through to the final. The two semi-finals are on May 14 and May 16. The final will be on May 18. Since it takes place in Sweden, you'll have to work out the time zones. Or just come to the watchpost later and someone will try to work them out for you. It's free to watch online, and you can stream it from the Eurovision website.

So here are the first half of the entries in the 2013 Eurovision Song Contest in the order that you would see them if you watched the first semi-final. These are all of the ~official~ videos that the countries have produced for their songs, but in the actual contest, they will all be performed live. In fact, one of the rules of Eurovision is you have to sing - you cannot lipsync. So in the contest, some of these songs may sound completely different (read: even worse).

Also FYI: Part 2 will be posted shortly and will have all the songs from the Big 5 + Sweden. The Big 5 countries are the UK, France, Italy, Spain, and Germany. They're called the Big 5 because they get ~automatic~ spots in the Eurovision final without even having to go through the semi. They get that because they put a ton of money toward putting on Eurovision. Sweden gets to be in their club this year because they won last year with this song.




Austria: Natália Kelly - Shine


This girl can sing. I approve. But she kind of looks 15. So that's weird.

Estonia: Birgit - Et uus saaks alguse


Another girl who can sing, but I'm bored. And mixing her up already with all the other songs just like this.

Slovenia: Hannah - Straight Into Love


So it's kind of like a girl karaoke singing to a mismatched dubstep track.

Croatia: Klapa s Mora - Mižerja


When this started I thought "o Il Divo with more members." That's basically what it turned out to be, except not as good.

Denmark: Emmelie de Forest - Only Teardrops


People really like this. I guess it's grown on me... a little... but I still think when she's singing and flailing about, she looks cray. And not in a good way. Like, in an I'm-on-too-many-prescription-drugs way. JMO.

Russia: Dina Garipova - What If


So.... I'm going to admit that I might actually enjoy this ballad... like really couldn't you see it in a Disney movie? Maybe a late 90s one, but still.

Ukraine: Zlata Ognevich - Gravity


Yawn @ the live performances of this. But the video is like some poorly done Disney special effects shit, so it's funny.

The Netherlands: Anouk - Birds


This is, like, serious music. This is not Eurovision music. It's also... dismal...

Montenegro: Who See - Igranka


And here we have yet another song with random dubstepy things happening in the middle. What even.

Lithuania: Andrius Pojavis - Something


He's creepy. No, really. This is this year's stalker song.

Belarus: Alyona Lanskaya - Solayoh


Well, at least it's upbeat. I like that. And actually, the more I listen to it, the more I wanna jam to the beat. It reminds me a little of a Helena Paparizou song, and that's never a bad thing. :)

Moldova: Aliona Moon - O Mie


Not epic sax guy so I'm not thrilled.

Ireland: Ryan Dolan - Only Love Survives


Aside from the fact that I kept thinking "WHERE'S JEDWARD GDI," this wasn't that bad I guess. Some DJ could do a decent club mix of it and it'd be better, I think.

Cyprus: Despina Olympiou - An Me Thimáse


She can sing, but it's boring. I agree with all the YT commenters who were like "bring back Ivi Adamou!"

Belgium: Roberto Bellarosa - Love Kills

If only he could sing better, this might be a good song.

Serbia: Moje 3 - Ljubav je svuda


THESE QUEENS. YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER!

Stay tuned for part 2, which will have all the songs from the second semi-final, as well as the big 5 + Sweden. But in the meantime...

_SKATING, WHAT ARE YOUR FAVES FROM THIS YEAR'S FIRST SEMI? AND WHAT ARE YOUR ALL-TIME FAVES?

DING DONG! It's the annual Eurovision songs post! (part 2)

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Hi! Browsers beware, because I'm back to bring you part 2 of this year's fabulous post about...

THE 2013 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST


THE SECOND SEMI-FINAL + THE BIG 5 AND SWEDEN






In case you missed Part 1, it happens to be over here. Go school yourself.

Okay, so you've seen 16 songs. Now get ready for the 17 glorious pieces of music that will make up the second semi-final. Here they are, in the order that they will appear in the semi.

Latvia: PeR - Here We Go


They remind me of 5ive but with 3 guys. I like it for that reason. They make me laugh because they're trying SO HARD, it's great. :D Good for you, Latvia. Good. for. you.

San Marino: Valentina Monetta - Crisalide


Look it's queen Valentina again you guys! But this time she decided to be serious. I miss the Facebook song, but this is pleasant to listen to.

F.Y.R. Macedonia: Esma & Lozano - Pred Da Se Razdeni


I don't really have much of an opinion on this.

Azerbaijan: Farid Mammadov - Hold Me


This guy reminds me of that dude on Teen Wolf. It's an okay song, I guess.

Finland: Krista Siegfrids - Marry Me


This is how I'm going to get married someday. This is also so deliciously Radio Disney-sounding (if you ignore the "I'm your slave and you're my master" part). I love Radio Disney. So therefore I love this.

Malta: Gianluca Bezzina - Tomorrow


OKAY THIS SONG IS CUTE Y'ALL! So it's not the most exciting thing ever, but then WHAT IS this year?

Bulgaria: Elitsa & Stoyan - Samo Shampioni


God her voice is so high-pitched. I'm nhft.

Iceland: Eyþór Ingi Gunnlaugsson - Ég á Líf


I have no idea what this man is saying, but he looks like the lovechild of Bo Bice and Lucius Malfoy. It was actually a nice song.

Greece: Koza Mostra & Agathon Iakovidis - Alcohol Is Free


Man y'all ALWAYS deliver. ALWAYS.

Israel: Moran Mazor - Rak bishvilo


Oh... another girl singing a ballad... how surprising.

Armenia: Dorians - Lonely Planet


Is it wrong to say I'd like this more if the guy were more attractive?

Hungary: ByeAlex - Kedvesem (Zoohacker Remix)


I feel like the melody is way way way better than the vocals. Like, the melody had potential, but the vocals are so bland they ruin it.

Norway: Margaret Berger - I Feed You My Love


The comments on YT for this were saying it is like Evanescence meets Bjork. I don't enjoy either of those two things on their own, and I don't really enjoy this.

Albania: Adrian Lulgjuraj & Bledar Sejko - Identitet


It seems like this shouldn't be as boring as it is.

Georgia: Nodi Tatishvili & Sophie Gelovani - Waterfall


It's quite pleasant to listen to, but imo there have been better duets in the past that I can't help but compare it to. But I'm still a sucker for duets in general so I like it.

Switzerland: Takasa - You And Me


No.com

Romania: Cesar - It's My Life


Jesus what is even going on here, it's a dude in a tux singing opera to a techno beat. And then it does a little dubstepy breakdown in the middle. I can't.

Okay, now that you've seen all of the semifinalists, here are the six songs that will automatically make the Eurovision final because their countries pay big money to support Eurovision. Sweden gets to be there too, because Loreen won it for them last year with her crazy interpretive dance and general weirdness.

France: Amandine Bourgeois - L'Enfer Et Moi


I don't know that there's been a French entry I've really enjoyed since the guy who sounded like Josh Groban... this one's not terrible or anything but it's not my thing.

Germany: Cascada - Glorious


So I love Cascada. Yes, there are better Cascada songs than this one (see: Pyromania, Evacuate the Dancefloor). But in this Eurovision field this year, this is one of my faves.

Italy: Marco Mengoni - L'Essenziale


Meh.

Spain: ESDM - Contigo Hasta El Final


It's pleasant and I totally would've enjoyed singing it in my Spanish class. Not bad imo.

Sweden: Robin Stjernberg - You


I have a lot of feelings regarding Sweden because it is the land of Eric Saade, and y'all know I am pretty much his biggest American fan and I feel he should have won his year, so every time they enter something not as good as Popular, I'm going to whine. K anyway, now on to this year's Melodifestivalen, which is Sweden's contest they use to pick their entry. "You" is not a bad song. I enjoy it on its own. But then I think about the songs it beat out and I get pressed because we had Copacabanana (see below). We had Yohio (see below). Both of those were so so so much better than this. Ugh. I don't hate it though. Truthfully, I enjoy it. It's just... WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN.

United Kingdom: Bonnie Tyler - Believe In Me


I wish I weren't constantly thinking "gurl you're totally tryin' to fight your age, just s t o p," because the song itself isn't bad I guess. But seriously, couldn't they have gotten one of the washed up late 90s/early 00s pop groups on Big Reunion to do it? Like imagine if 5ive had entered. How glorious would that have been!?


And that, my friends, combined with Part 1 is all 39 songs that will be in this year's Eurovision Song Contest!

However, guess what!? Today is your lucky day because here are some


BONUS SONGS!


These are five awesome songs that never made it past their countries' selections. They're way better than half (okay, most of) the songs that are actually competing. Special thanks to Ms. facebookuhohoh who helped nominate these <3


Norway: Sirkus Eliassen - I love You Te Quiero


There are literally men in bunny suits dancing around the stage. Also they play drums. That's really all I need to say here.


Sweden: Yohio - Heartbreak Hotel


Some people hate on Yohio. Those people are flops.


Sweden: Sean Banan - Copacbanana


And here we have another gem from Sweden. If you watch the whole thing, you'll eventually see what appears to be a grown man being lifted above the stage while wearing a diaper and angel wings. Yeah.


Switzerland: Anthony Bighead - Do The Monkey


Maybe it's because it's almost 2:30 in the morning where I am, but I am literally sitting in front of my computer staring at this video dumbfounded. It is... well, it's probably exactly what you'd expect from a song called "Do the Monkey." I feel it is a true disservice to the people of Europe that this did not make the final contest.


And last, but certainly not least, we have...

Estonia: Winny Puhh - Meiecundimees üks Korsakov läks eile Lätti


I feel like one of the comments on YT says it best: "I've reached the end of the internet. Thanks for the ride."



WHAT ARE YOUR FAVES FROM THIS SEMI? DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY FAVES FROM THIS SEMI? OMG DO YOU HATE THIS CONTEST?

EUROVISION 2013 - SEMIFINAL 1 WATCH POST

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Hello, it's me, Teru, and it's time for my annual posts!!


EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2013
SEMIFINAL 1




STREAMING FROM HERE AT 21:00 CET
EUROPE - 20:00 GMT, 21:00 CET, 22:00 EET
NORTH AMERICA - 13:00 PST, 14:00 CST, 15:00 EST
(If you want any other time zones added get at me)
Feel free to share alternative streams!


~Running Order for Semifinal 1~


BBC Party Cards
Sweepstakes and scorecards from the BBC!
Ignore the potential UK bias (unless you're from the UK obv, go nuts in that case)
sweepstakes - semifinal 1 - semifinal 2


THE CLASSIC ONTD_SKATING DRINKING GAME!!!


Take a drink every time:
# The Host and Hostess try and fail to be funny
# The Host and Hostess sing
# Song has a tacky or nonsensical title
# Use of props (e.g. candles, ribbons, dummies, mobile phones)
# Use of pyrotechnics or lasers
# Overt displays of cleavage
# Mid-performance costume change
# Singers Wink at camera
# Singers Drop to their knees
# Singers flirt with the camera after finishing
# Dancing that detracts from the performance
# Dancing that surpasses belief and credibility
# Transmission goes a bit wonky
# Preview video is completely pointless
# Sped up or slowed down film
# Bad time delays during video/audio link
# The Commentator is genuinely surprised by a decision
# Bad acts receive high (8+) points due to attractiveness of lead singer
# The host/hostess change outfits
# Wind machine is used
# Song ends on glorious note
# Experimental make-up
# BOOBS
# Singer(s) sing in a language other than their country's language
# Singer/band member is a figure skater lookalike
# DANCE BEAT!
# Lyrics mimed in the choreo
# ~Traditional~ costumes appear

Wowowow it crept up this year!! Let's see how the Swedes dooooo itttttt

dai being dai

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Daisuke was featured on CNN's Human to Hero series!

Daisuke Takahashi: Japan's golden boy on the importance of being 'gorgeous'

By Gary Morley, CNN
updated 8:48 AM EDT, Wed May 15, 2013



(CNN) -- "A must-have quality for figure skaters is, I think, gorgeousness."

Japan's Daisuke Takahashi throws his head back and laughs, but he is serious.

His is a sport where performance is everything -- from the flamboyant routines to the glitzy outfits to the interaction with the crowd.

"The best part about figure skating is how I can have the entire audience's attention to myself," the former world champion told CNN's Human to Hero series.

"I believe performing and showing off is very important, but I constantly prevent myself from becoming too self-absorbed. The audience won't be moved if I'm performing only for my satisfaction.

"It's sort of like playing 'catch.' For me, when I'm watching musicals or performances, I feel a bit uncomfortable when the actor is too self-absorbed. I like the people who can perform while being sensitive of the atmosphere."





Takahashi was raised to national hero status in 2010 when he became the first Japanese man to win a world singles title in figure skating, having the previous month become the first to win an Olympic medal in the discipline when he took bronze in Vancouver.

Despite his success -- he also won silver at last year's worlds -- the 27-year-old admits he still looks up to his rivals.

"I never thought I have anything special. I've always thought about what I don't have compared to other skaters," he says.

"I tend to think like other skaters get more applause than I do. I constantly think about ways I can level up, and I'm often jealous of other skaters," he adds, laughing. "When I see someone's cool performance, it makes me want to be like them, and that's what motivates me."



A big part of figure skating is the outfits -- often elaborate lycra creations that might otherwise seem more at home in a musical stage show.

"I don't have long legs and arms, and I am ... short," quips Takahashi. "So I want something that makes me look taller and with longer legs and arms.

"I want something will make me a bit bigger, and so something with flaps that give my arms a little flow."

The shoes, with their thin blades, are even more important.

"If I didn't have them, I wouldn't be able to skate, so it's like the heart," Takahashi says.

"I think it's something everyone struggles with, especially for me because my shoes don't last long. I sometimes change them every month or after every competition, and it's very difficult finding the right shoes. Depending on if the shoes are good, it affects the performance, so it's very important."

Born in the city of Kurashiki in Okayama Prefecture, Takahashi wanted to be a gymnast when he was growing up.

But, as fate would have it, an ice rink was built near his home and his future was settled by the practical reality of it being closer than the gymnasium where he infrequently trained.

"My mother's co-worker who really liked ice skating took me and it made me realize that I really want to do this," he recalls.

"Figure skating wasn't famous where I grew up, and the ice rink was just built with a small club team without a professional coach, so the number of skaters was really small. But we all worked together to manage the money, learn tricks, and organize."



At junior high school he met Utako Nagamitsu, who has remained his coach ever since -- she is currently working alongside the Russian Nikolai Morozov, who is now back on Takahashi's team after their initial split back in 2008.

"We've traveled the world together, which other coaches rarely do," Takahashi says of Nagamitsu. "Now it's officially a team, with a nutritionist, trainer, management company, costume maker, music mixer and level check managers, and choreographers."

Takahashi's success in 2010 was all the more satisfying because he had only just returned to full fitness after a serious knee injury that sidelined him for a year.



The anterior cruciate ligament problem halted his progress after he won silver at the 2007 world championships -- another first for Japan.

"I'm afraid of injuries. The surgery was good for my mental health, but it was about three years later when I was able to get back my flow," he says.

"As for balancing off-ice and on-ice life, right now I try not to because all of it is part of my private lifestyle. I'll take breaks to rest my body, but I generally don't feel like I must take days off."

Takahashi took more time out in 2011 when he had to have the bolt from that knee surgery removed, but he recovered the following year to win his first Grand Prix Final -- which was held in Sochi, the Russian resort city that will host next year's Winter Olympics.



"The most significant competition for me is the Olympics. I've entered the Olympics twice, but the one at Vancouver is the one I can't forget about," Takahashi says.

"It was the season after recovering from my injury. It was a competition that I got so excited I started tearing up before it began, which never happened before.

"I got hurt, and I struggled, took out my feelings on the people who supported me, and even then I was able to make the Olympics, and through the season it was the only time when I felt like I was actually competing well.

"It wasn't the perfect performance, but it was my first medal, and I think that was when my life took a different turn."



Takahashi is now hoping to earn one of the three men's places in Japan's figure skating team for Sochi.

He finished sixth at March's world championships in Canada, behind fourth-placed compatriot Yuzuru Hanyu but ahead of Takahito Mura in eighth.

Both are much younger -- Hanyu is 18 and Mura 22 -- and Takahashi is keenly aware that he has a lot of work to do if he is to succeed at Sochi.

"They definitely are rivals, but it's more like I try hard so that they see me as their rival. Now the level of technicality of skating is very high and they grew up with the new rules, but my generation just adjusted to the new rules ... It's hard keeping up."

But Takahashi showed last month in Tokyo that he still has what it takes, winning the individual title for the second year in a row at the World Team Trophy event, with Mura fifth.

"Since three years ago when I decided to continue my career until Sochi, I think emotionally I'm doing everything I can to prepare for it, more than any other Olympics ever," he says.

"I don't have the Olympics gold medal, so I definitely want it."



Video! (He speaks English at the beginning AND IT'S ADORABLE)



source


dorksuke tyfyt

EUROVISION 2013 - GRAND FINAL WATCH POST!!

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Wow I am so sorry there was no watchpost for the second semifinal due to LJ's ill-timed maintenance. MY BAD. Hopefully the grand final is crazy enough to make up for it!!!


EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2013
THE FINAL




STREAMING FROM HERE AT 21:00 CET
EUROPE - 20:00 GMT, 21:00 CET, 22:00 EET
NORTH AMERICA - 13:00 PST, 14:00 CST, 15:00 EST
(If you want any other time zones added get at me)
Feel free to share alternative streams!


~Running Order for the Grand Final~


BBC Party Cards
Sweepstakes and scorecards from the BBC!
Ignore the potential UK bias (unless you're from the UK obv, go nuts in that case)
grand final sweepstake - grand final scorecard - HARDCORE grand final scorecard


THE CLASSIC ONTD_SKATING DRINKING GAME!!!


Take a drink every time:
# The Host and Hostess try and fail to be funny
# The Host and Hostess sing
# Song has a tacky or nonsensical title
# Use of props (e.g. candles, ribbons, dummies, mobile phones)
# Use of pyrotechnics or lasers
# Overt displays of cleavage
# Mid-performance costume change
# Singers Wink at camera
# Singers Drop to their knees
# Singers flirt with the camera after finishing
# Dancing that detracts from the performance
# Dancing that surpasses belief and credibility
# Transmission goes a bit wonky
# Preview video is completely pointless
# Sped up or slowed down film
# Bad time delays during video/audio link
# The Commentator is genuinely surprised by a decision
# Bad acts receive high (8+) points due to attractiveness of lead singer
# The host/hostess change outfits
# Wind machine is used
# Song ends on glorious note
# Experimental make-up
# BOOBS
# Singer(s) sing in a language other than their country's language
# Singer/band member is a figure skater lookalike
# DANCE BEAT!
# Lyrics mimed in the choreo
# ~Traditional~ costumes appear

~Dear Eurovision gods, let not a ballad win~

Not sure if want

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Pechalat/Bourzat change coaches

Announcement from FFSG

2 time European Champions and World bronze medalists Nathalie PECHALAT & Fabian BOURZAT have decided to change their coach for the Olympic season in order to give their final seaon extra impetus.

They are now working intensively in Detroit (USA) with the famous Igor Shpilband, who has worked with the bestdance couples in the world including gold medalists and silver at the last Olympics in Vancouver 2010.

His name is Jeremy...

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NOT GONNA HAVE SOME EUROVISION WITHDRAWALS HERE NOW...

ALSO, I NEVER MADE A KARAOKE POST BEFORE. OTL I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT (OR HATE IT, WHICHEVER).

So yesterday this happened:


PRESS PLAY AND SING ALONG GAIZZZ!!!!!





(A lot taken from Jeremy's Instagram, Twitter, and FB page. If there's a pic here that shouldn't be here, please let me know and I'll change it ASAP.)

































































































Sochi Olympic Medals Revealed~

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AKA. the things that will be hanging around our fave skaters' necks less than a year from now! (jk. one can dream.)




















Paralympic medals (i like these designs better tbh)








a brief history of olympic medals




sources: Daylife, Sochi 2014 twitter


Sochi unveils uniquely Russian Olympic medals
Organizers incorporate distinct qualities of host country into awards
By Vladislav Luchianov, special to icenetwork.com

(05/30/2013) - The president of the Sochi organizing committee, Dmitry Chernyshenko, unveiled Thursday at a special ceremony in St. Petersburg the medals that will be awarded at the XXII Olympic and XI Paralympic Winter Games.

The honor of opening a box with the first set of Sochi Olympic medals was given to Svetlana Zhurova, a speed skating gold medalist at the 2006 Olympic Games and the deputy of the State Duma.

Guests of honor at the ceremonial event included chairman of the Coordination Commission of the International Olympic Committee Jean-Claude Killy, executive director of the International Paralympic Committee Xavier Gonzalez and deputy chairman of the Government of the Russian Federation Dmitry Kozak.

Chernyshenko opened the presentation ceremony by explaining the uniqueness of the Sochi 2014 medals. Following this, the Olympic and Paralympic medals were revealed to the audience.

The medals are of a bright, original design and reflect the theme of the uniqueness of the first-ever Russian Winter Olympics. They portray golden rays of the sun, which are refracted through the prism of the snowy tops of the mountains, and a warm sea next to frosty ice.

According to organizers, these contrasts of nature will forever remain with the athletes and remind them of the unforgettable 2014 Winter Games.

"An Olympic medal is the innermost gift that remains with an athlete forever," Zhurova said. "I'm looking at this medal, and I understand that no one will have doubts that this award was won in Russia. All Russian traditions are laid in this medal. Everyone will know where this was won."

On the awards is also engraved the "patchwork quilt" -- the image of the 2014 Games -- symbolizing the diversity of cultural traditions of the Russian people. The unusual combination of metal and polycarbonate gives the medals a distinctive lightness and beauty.

The front side of the medal shows the Olympic rings. On the reverse side is written the name of the respective athletic competition in English and the logo of the Games: Sochi 2014. The official name of the Olympics in Russian, English and French is engraved on the outside edge of the medal.

"Medals are the most important trophies at the Olympics. Any athlete is dreaming about them," Chernyshenko said at the press conference. "The organizers tried to bring a part of a country into these awards, so that the athletes could take with them memories not only about the competitions but also about Russia. We did everything so that these medals would most memorable and innovative."

According to organizers, the weight of an Olympic medal will be between 460 and 531 grams, depending on its kind: gold, silver or bronze.

The design of the medals for the Sochi Olympics has been held in the strictest confidence. All that was known was that they would be made only by Russian specialists and with only Russian materials.

For the 2014 Olympics, a record 1,300 medals will be produced.

source



so, _skating, thoughts? what are your favorite medal designs from past olympics?

GRAND PRIX ASSIGNMENTS

Art on Ice Japan and Artistry on Ice videos

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Lots of shows going on these past few weeks and some new programs revealed!

ART ON ICE: JAPAN




Opening


Akiko's new EX to "Love Dance" from Cirque du Soleil


bonus Dai being her manservant at the beginning


Nathalie and Fabian - collaboration with Fumiya Fujii


Aliona and Robin - Nella Fantasia


Tatiana and Maxim - L'amour c'est tu


Sarah Meier - The Prayer


Stephane's new program to "A Chorus Line"


Stephane - Bring Me to Life


Takahito Mura - Blue Moon Stone


Miki - Bolero


Miki - Amazing Grace


Shizuka - Who Wants to Live Forever


Shizuka - Go the Distance


Yuzuru - Parisienne Walkways


Yuzuru - True Love


Daisuke - Another Orion


Finale


also here is a playlist with all the videos in case lj breaks all the embeds again



ARTISTRY ON ICE




This post is getting too huge so I'll just post links now. Thanks to the people in the audience who took videos! I'll update the post if more/better videos pop up.

Zijun's new SP - Danzarin
Zijun (new EX?) - The Sound of Music
Han Yan - collaboration with Wanting Qu
Alissa - Moon River
PChan - Mannish Boy
PChan - I Need a Dollar
Kurt - Singing in the Rain
Kurt - collaboration program
P/B - Mummy and Pharaoh
P/B - Rolling Stones
S/S - Suit and Tie
S/S - Nella Fantasia
Joannie - Drenched
Joannie - Is It a Crime
Irina - Not sure what this is called
Irina - Je suis malade
Stephane - Run
Stephane - A Chorus Line
Johnny - Army of Me
Johnny - Born This Way
Group program
Opening
Finale

Playlist of all performances from Guangzhou

You are not the father...

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... but someone is.

I have no stake in this and no proof since I can't speak Japanese, but it seemed like it should not pass without comment. Miki Ando had a baby girl in April. It's not a Morobaby, so stop freaking out.
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