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AHH, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.

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DWTS CAPTIONS: NOW WITH EXTRA TWIZZLES!





WE GOT FLOWERS Y’ALL


FLOWERSSSSS – WHAT THE EFF WHERE IS MERYL GOING WHO IS THAT STRANGE MAN


AH DAMN IT’S JUST ME AND THE FLOWERS NOW


~ONE MILLION DOLLARS~


#FACETOUCH


FLAWLESS DRESS


OM NOM NOM


WHO INVITED YOU


HI CHARLIE


NAICE


HOLLA AT YOUR EMAIL


EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


OKAY WHO SAID THE THING


THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF CAPTIONS DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SCIENCE


POSSESSION OF WHAT, BRUNO


WINDMILL ARMS


THIS PLEASES MERYL


SSSSH THIS IS NOT TALK FIT FOR A DISNEY PRINCESS


I GOTTA GET HER AWAY FROM THIS NASTY TALK


WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S DIGIORNO


RELEASE THE CHARLIE


YOU DON’T SEE EACH OTHER FOR A FEW DAYS AND CHARLIE JUST STARTS HANGING OUT IN PAJAMAS


THE RETURN OF %UH. AND YES, IT IS AWESOME.


O_______o


CHARLIE “PAJAMA ENTHUSIAST” WHITE


MERYL: THIS IS REALLY FASCINATING
MAKS: I’M JUDGING YOU


NO IDEA


I STILL HAVE NO IDEA


CHARLIE: I’M GONNA BAIL


IT WOULD BE NICE TO CHARLIE, BUT HE JUST BAILED


RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE


MERYL :O


#HILLBILLYNOTSPENDING


MAKS BEGS TO DIFFER


CHARLIE HAS REACHED THE SAFE ZONE


…THEN MAKS PUFFED OUT HIS CHEST WITH MUCH PRIDE


WHATCHU SAY ABOUT MERYL’S GOLD MEDAL


*HONK*





#NOPE


30 SECONDS UNTIL YOUR CERTAIN DEATH


THAT WOULD EQUAL 50 IN PCS


GRAB YOUR PHONES AND REPEATEDLY VOTE FOR MERYL LIKE YOU DRANK THREE RED BULLS


AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


THAT’S NOT WHAT PHONES ARE FOR


FUN. YEAH RIGHT


WARNING: MERYL’S CHARGING HER GAME FACE


WHOOMP THERE IT IS






BONJOURRRRRR


JUST THEN, CHARLIE FAILED TO WATCH HIS STEP


LIMITED EDITION CHARLIE WHITE


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT


IN THE BEGINNING THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED. THIS HAS MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE VERY ANGRY AND BEEN WIDELY REGARDED AS A BAD MOVE.


WHAT


WOW I CAN GET SEXUAL…TOO?


IDEK


CLOCK LIKE PETE: COUSIN TO MOVES LIKE JAGGER


TRANSITION GOING FROM THE EYES TO THE...?!?!?!


AND IT IS MADE OF LAVA


THINGS HAVE SUDDENLY ESCALATED


OM NOM NOM


WON’T SOMEONE HELP CHARLIE WHITE


CHOO CHOO IN HELL


THAT’S WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN IF YOU KEEP DANCING WITH MY MAN


#VERY


MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL?


YOU’VE GOT TOM’S NUMBER WTH THAT BALL POETRY


[CHARLIE INTENSIFIES]


LEN’S GOT HIS SASSY TROUSERS ON


AW SHUCKS


STUFF AND THINGS


HE IS NOT A CAT


SQUEH


IT’S GONNA BE ME


/WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER/


I FLIPPIN’ KNOW OKAY


IF CHARLIE KEEPS NODDING THIS VIGOROUSLY, HIS CHIN IS GOING TO FUSE WITH HIS NECK


~GOOD ON WOOD~


TWIZZLES!!! CHARLIE CHARLOTTE! I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT IN A SCREENCAP?!


hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


MY GOODNESS, ABC


#THEFIXISIN


CHARLIE: I TOTALLY AGREE…
MERYL: [CLAPS IN AGREEMENT]


CHARLIE: WAIT…WHAT?


ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE CHARLIE WHITE


#NELLY1057


MERYL: THAT’S NOT TRUE.
MAKS: YEAH.


[MUFFLED MAKS STARES IN THE DISTANCE]


[BLURRY MAKS INTENSIFIES]


/MALFUNCTION/


BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


WHAT A RUDE BOX. IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS THE TES BOX.


WHY THANK YOU

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