Also, since I've appointed myself resident French Team Olympics enthusiast (ICU back there rolling your eyes, je suis disappoint), this is what I've found.
The French Olympic team shows their Russian language prowess. This one brought forth manic giggles and a significant amount of squealing, for which 4 AM was only partly responsible.
Jason Lamy-Chappuis (Nordic combined) confesses to only being able to count to three. Says he doesn't need to know more, cos podium.
Florent Amodio goes for over100 PCS in the SP by saying that his dog is at his home. Subtle!
Alexis Contin (speed skating) causes some pearl-clutching by addressing some kind, friendly words to unknown opponents.
Brijou goes for the essentials. Bottoms up!
Oi,

LOL RUSSIAN FOR DUMMIES!
David Poisson (alpine skiing) breaks hearts by saying IA LIUBLIU TIBIA and then his practical nature takes over: I'VE GOT AN ALL-BLUE TIBIA.
Morgan Cipres/Vanessa James LITTLE PINK BUTTERFLIES IN MY EYES
And Fabian Bourzat hopes to get +3000 GOE with da ladeeez:
I'M A FRENCH FIGURE SKATER, I WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU, COME ON!
V.O. Did it work?
Fabian: ....
Not Olympics-related, late discovery is late, but they made me all lulzy and fuzzy.
French Team K&C reactions at the 2012 World Team Trophy.
Masks, conga, Morozov, party poppers, Florent the victim of a pairs lift.
Sunglasses, kisses, hugs, mummy costumes, MATRIX, ALLEZ BIBI, OH, MON COEUR!
SO, BROS OF ALL NATIONS OVER HERE, POST SOME (OLYMPIC) TEAM EVENT VIDS, PICS, GIFS, WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT.
ONLY A MONTH OR SO TO WORLDS, EVEN LESS FOR KOI, KEEP THE BLADES SHINY, THE TOE-PICKS SHARP AND THE BOOTS NON-STINKY.